Please pick only one post type!!

sixtyforty:

when someone reblogs one of their own selfies to reiterate their hotness but you already liked the selfie the first time it was posted, the appropriate thing to do is unlike it and then relike it in order to further prove your lust and devotion. if you didn’t like it the first time, like it this time to atone for your sins. but if you sleep on it both times, you’re going to hell. may god have mercy on your soul.

liftedandgiftedd:

fantasized-perfection:

I don’t know what this is but I love it

this show is actually hilarious.

tetsuoatehimbread:

*tips unlit cigarette* m’taphor

things that are enjoyable:

  • showers

things that are not enjoyable:

  • getting in the shower
  • getting out of the shower

shialablunt:

Johnny Depp supporting #boyincroptops1984

Ice Canyon, Greenland

turkey-imported-from-maine:

firelorcl:

meladoodle:

i wanna be a reverse tooth fairy where i rob people and then scatter human teeth on their bed

a dentist

i dont know what your dentist is doing to you but i think you need to go to the police

ejacutastic:

this is supposed to be hot but it looks like a man with a butt head who’s extremely dissatisfied with his life

bloodyarmin:

imaginarycomics:

I AM THE OVERTEEN

ALL BOW BEFORE THE OVERTEEN

you are the dancing queen
young and sweet
only over teen

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